He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via quotes-shape-us)
There is an art… to flying. It lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams (via maxkirin)
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer — Douglas Adams (via kushandwizdom)
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
— Douglas Adams (via kushandwizdom)
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. — Douglas Adams (via observando)
I love deadlines,” he said once. “I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via bookmania)

lucithor:

The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy: A Trilogy of Four is without a doubt the most inspirational book I have ever read in my entire life.

The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. — Jules Renard, The Journal of Jules Renard (via hqlines)
I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother. — Martha Gellhorn, Selected Letters (via hqlines)
No, I am not bitter, I am not hateful, and I am not unforgiving. I just don’t like you. — C. JoyBell C. (via hqlines)